An all-wet version of the classic
As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures . . . and dark secrets. Whlie sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne is courted by both the handsome Willoughby and the hideous man-monster Colonel Brandon. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph over meddlesome matriarchs and unscrupulous rogues to find true love? Or will they fall prey to the tentacles that are forever snapping at their heels? All these questions (and more, probably) will be answered in Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters!
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen (the celebrated co-author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies) novel with all-new scenes of sea monstery delight. You'll thrill as you witness giant lobsters, rampaging octopi (or octopuses - both are correct pluralizations), two-headed sea serpents, and perhaps the most hideous of sea monsters ever created: true love. Awww. Remember, if you buy and read Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, well, then, um, you'll be a better read person. And maybe Jane Austen won't roll over in her grave quite so much.
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