So near Fredericksburg TX there is a small German speaking farming community.
A farmer is walking down the road and sees a man with his hand in a pond.
The farmer said: "'Trinken Sie die Wasser night! Die Kuhen hat da in gescheissen."
(Do not drink the water. The cows had shit in there.)
The man looks up and said, "I do not speak German and I am dieing of thirst."
The farmer asked the man why he was here and where he was from.
The man said "I am from New York and I am here to campaign for Obamacare..what did you say to me a moment ago?"
The farmer replied: " Drink with both hands."
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